A country is made not by policy alone, but by its music, its entertainment shows, all of it.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

I don't feel comfortable voting for Hillary Clinton.

When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.