Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.

Good Old Socialism ... Raping The Pocketbooks Of The Rich To Give To The Poor.

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life.

A classic liberal is more like a libertarian. I'm sorry. Classic liberal, actually, from the 1800s has a totally different meaning than a liberal who is [modern] classic.

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters.

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.