I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: 'If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?'

I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

What's amazing to me? General Electric has a bigger budget for - special interest budget than all of the oil companies combined, and yet nobody says anything.

People should be free, people should be unencumbered by regulation as much as possible, that big government always goes corrupt and the truth shall always set you free.

You know, honestly - look, I'm not a journalist. This is the first, you know, tragedy that I have covered on the air.

I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.