Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn't clog anybody's arteries. Keep them going.

I don't feel comfortable voting for Hillary Clinton.

I do not believe that Donald Trump is a member of the Alt- right.

I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear

What's the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.

Defeat anger, stop using it as a shield against truth, and you will find the compassion you need to forgive the people you love.

I could give a flying crap about the political process. We're an entertainment company.