I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.

I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don't know if you're really welcome in the Democratic Party, and I don't even know who the Republican Party is anymore. I have absolutely no idea.

You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.

Everyone needs a place where they can go to just ponder for a while. Silence is important; it's the only time you can hear the whispering of truth.

We're living in such a fantasy world where nothing makes sense anymore.

So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters.