Oprah is wildly successful, and she's a brilliant businesswoman. She's also somebody who's overcome a ton of demons in her own life, and that's really what shaped her. I think the same could be said for me.

We have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis of those two words, Social Security.

I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.

Faith, hope and charity - faith, hope and charity - those are the tools God gave me. Ad I keep circling around it.

Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however.

I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1 in the mornings. I think I was making, I don't know, a quarter of a million dollars by the time I was 25.

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.