I want you [Sarah Palin] to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.

[Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

In my view, the right to bear arms is in the Constitution for three main reasons: self-protection, community protection, and protection from tyrrany.

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. We have been setting up reeducation camps. We call them universities.

I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable. And there are far too many people that are far smarter than me to be president. I'd like to find one with some honor and integrity. I haven't seen them yet, but they'll show up.