I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.

Not a chance. I don't know what Sarah (Palen)'s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States, zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable.

I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody!

...the people who talk most about the need to regulate guns are also usually the same people who know the least about them. Ask these gun prohibitionists about the Second Amendment and they'll usually mention hunting or sport shooting.

Look, I'm Mormon, and most Christians don't recognize me as a Christian.

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters.

I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.