I went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody!

When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.

Some people thinks that I'm the Antichrist, which would be a really good disguise for the Antichrist. You'd never see a pudgy, out-of-shape guy, 5 o'clock in the afternoon, being the Antichrist, would you?

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.

Not a chance. I don't know what Sarah (Palen)'s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States, zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable.

You can't love your mother or father if you don't also have the capacity to grieve their deaths and, perhaps even more so, grieve parts of their lives.

I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.