Nature doesn't move in a straight line, and as part of nature, neither do we.

... if you're a woman, all they can think about your relationship with a politician is that you're either sleeping with him or advising him about clothes.

I feel that the people I see in the media are sometimes more real than I am, which is utter bullshit.

It's an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don't try to make it posthumous.

People say, 'Oh, you've sacrificed so much, now's the time to do something for yourself.' I mean, please - that is so wrong. I don't think I've sacrificed one f-king thing.

If you really want to be lonely, get married.

The ends and means are a seamless web.