I'm a woman who was raised to believe that you are not complete unless you have a man. Well, in some ways it's true. I am a feminist to a point. But I'm not going to deny the fact that I love to be with men.

Because I like that I got an ugly girl's personality. In other words, a homely girl always has to develop that muscle. And I did. But the good news is that I never considered myself beautiful at all. And I still don't.

At 11 years old I made a very definitive decision. And my decision was that I wanted to be happy.

What I’ve learned through my meditation is a sense of equanimity, a sense of all things being equal.

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle.

I'll have a lot of wrinkles on my face, but I feel like my heart will be fat and full.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.