There's always a way," his sister lectured. "We'll need help, though." "What help?" Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a part of the most powerful family in human history.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?" "Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely knew me, and probably Dan, too. We fought them off, but it could've gone either way." "Like if they'd used a cookie truck instead of a gas tanker," Dan added. "Nobody's scared of Oreos.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-