The world looks a totally different place after two wins. I can even enjoy watching Blind Date or laugh at Noel's House Party.

I've seen teams spend £150 million and get nowhere near the Champions League. It has taken Manchester City a billion to get there. There are no guarantees.

Are there Martians out there? I haven't got a clue. Is there life out there? I have no idea.

I've had to take a lot of stick down the years but the one thing that really got to me was when someone questioned my integrity. It's the one thing that really grates with you.

People talk about footballers and they get a bad press when not all of them deserve it.

I've been in football a long time and people have problems through debt, drugs, drink and family.

Good players win you games, good formations stop you losing them.