I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

We should stop going around babbling about how we're the greatest democracy on earth, when we're not even a democracy. We are a sort of militarised republic.

The unfed mind devours itself.

History is idle gossip about a happening whose truth is lost the instant it has taken place.

Obviously I'm in favor of protecting the rights of everybody: gay, black, women, what have you, American Indians.

I believe it's my pastoral duty to convert friends to atheism.

I'd say that Holland, Sweden, and Denmark are all better countries politically than the United States. The average person is far better off in one of those countries than he is in the United States and poverty of the sort that we have is absolutely unknown in Northern Europe.