The American vice is explanation.

It is ironic that a nation that has never experienced a coup d'etat should be so obsessed with the idea of conspiracy.

I am an obsessive rewriter, doing one draft and then another and another, usually five. In a way, I have nothing to say, but a great deal to add.

If satire is to be effective, the audience must be aware of the thing satirized.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

I have never been particularly impressed by the self centered musings of my fellow writers.

Christianity is such a silly religion.