They are longing for a war with Iran. Iran is no more a harm to us than was Iraq or Afghanistan. They invented an enemy, they tell lies, lies, lies. The New York Times goes along with their lies, lies, lies. And they don't stop. When the public that's lied to 30 times a day it's apt to believe the lies, is not it?

Ronald Reagan: a triumph of the embalmer's art.

Vitriolic is a needless and malign attack on something, excessive attack on something. It is a rather pointless thing to do.

If the splitter of hairs has a sharp enough knife, the fact of life itself can be chopped into nothing.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Write what you know will always be excellent advice for those who ought not to write at all. Write what you think, what you imagine, what you suspect!

It is reasonable to assume that, by and large, what is not read now will not be read, ever. It is also reasonable to assume that practically nothing that is read now will be read later.