Never offend an enemy in a small way.

The whole point to American journalism is what ought to be true is true. Since I ought to be arrogant, impressed with my social position, overwhelmed by my beauty, therefore I am.

I deny that there's such a thing as a gay person. I deny there's such a thing as a heterosexual person.

Liberal comes from the Latin liberalis, which means pertaining to a free man. In politics, to be liberal is to want to extend democracy through change and reform. One can see why that word had to be erased from our political lexicon.

Reality is something the human race doesn't handle very well.

I'm a much worse guest than I am a host, and I'm not an awfully good host either. I really like being alone.

No one reads novels anymore. And I don't see the situation improving. People prefer video games, reality TV, and films. There are so many reasons now not to read novels.