A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Actually, there is no such thing as a homosexual person, any more than there is such a thing as a heterosexual person. The words are adjectives describing sexual acts, not people. The sexual acts are entirely normal; if they were not, no one would perform them.

Astronauts: rotarians in outer space.

American laws don't work, but at least the laws of physics might work.

I'd say that Holland, Sweden, and Denmark are all better countries politically than the United States. The average person is far better off in one of those countries than he is in the United States and poverty of the sort that we have is absolutely unknown in Northern Europe.

Class is the most difficult subject for American writers to deal with as it is the most difficult for the English to avoid.

There are certain truths so true that they are practically unbelievable.