American laws don't work, but at least the laws of physics might work.

If you want to rise in politics in the United States, there is one subject you must stay away from, and that is politics.

I'm in Hollywood right now, surrounded by nothing but the sons and grandsons of movie stars.

First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.

Everything's wrong on Wikipedia.

Since no one can ever know for certain whether or not his own view of life is the correct one, it is absolutely impossible for him to know if someone else's is the wrong one.

I'm devoted to promiscuity, and always have been. I believe the more you do, the better it is for you. I'm a great health nut, and sex is, I think, absolutely marvelous for the whole system; tones you up.