Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

I Must warn you, Iris, that I'm not a believer. And though I'm sure that the revelations of other men must be a source of infinite satisfaction to them, individually, I shouldn't for one second be so presumptuous as to make a choice among the many thousands of recorded revelations of truth, accepting one at the expense of all the others: I might so easily choose wrong and get into eternal trouble. And you must admit that the selection is wide, and dangerous to the amateur.

Age bothers everybody. I was never narcissistic about my looks, but people thought that I should be so therefore I was.

Heaven's sakes, there's only one party which I call the Property Party. It's got two wings. One is called the "Republican" and one is called "Democratic." It is the same party so it makes no difference whether a Democrat's elected or a Republican's elected. The ownership remains the same.

I don't see us winning the war. We have made enemies of one billion Muslims.

The only absolute attainment is absolute abandonment.

I come from the highest class of all. I am a third-generation celebrity.