Drugs. If they did not exist our governors would have invented them in order to prohibit them and so make much of the population vulnerable to arrest, imprisonment, seizure of property, and so on.

Private lives should be no business of the State. The State is bad enough as it is. It cannot educate or medicate or feed the people; it cannot do anything but kill the people. No State like that do we want prying into our private lives.

True wisdom is to know the extent of what you don't know quite as well as you know what you do know.

God, or what have you, will not be found at the far end of a syllogism, no matter how brilliantly phrased or conceived.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

I write in different styles because I hear different voices in my head. It would be boring to have always the same voice, point of view.

Monotheism is easily the greatest disaster to befall the human race.