Never have varmints, only grandvarmints.

We were to be forever at war with somebody. We were going to fight communism everywhere on earth even if it didn't threaten us. It was a holy war, just as we've made one on terrorism and Islam, equally stupid and equally irrelevant.

I was born a writer. When that happens, you have no choice in the matter.

Monotheism is easily the greatest disaster to befall the human race.

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.

Since nothing is free, to each his price.

Presidents have absolutely gone against the will of Congress. Congress hasn't declared a war since December 7, 1941, and yet we've been at war ever since with somebody or other in order to justify the war machine. Now we have alienated almost the entire earth