Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

Astronauts: rotarians in outer space.

The New York Times is the worst in that hardly anybody can write English over there. Most of it reads like slight translations from the German.

How to get people to vote against their interests and to really think against their interests is very clever. It's the cleverest ruling class that I have ever come across in history. It's been two hundred years at it. It's superb.

The fool is often oblivious of his own gaucherie.