Whether you have an abortion, what you put in your own body, with whom you have sex - these are not affairs of the state. A government does not exist to control the citizens. When it does, it is a tyranny, and must be fought. The tree of liberty, Jefferson warned us, must be refreshed with the blood of tyrants and patriots.

If satire is to be effective, the audience must be aware of the thing satirized.

I believe it's my pastoral duty to convert friends to atheism.

We should stop going around babbling about how we're the greatest democracy on earth, when we're not even a democracy. We are a sort of militarised republic.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

There is something about the state putting the power to bully into the hands of subnormal, sadistic apes that makes my blood boil.

Everybody is bisexual, and that is a fact of human nature. Some people practice both, and some practice one thing, and some people practice another thing and that is the way human beings are.