I believe it's my pastoral duty to convert friends to atheism.

The problem with most Americans is that they don't like any question that takes more than ten seconds to answer.

Sex was a great no-no for Americans, so that was obviously an attraction to the writers, and since sex is a great part of most people's lives, it's a great subject.

All Americans born between 1890 and 1945 wanted to be movie stars.

Politics is made up of two words: "Poli," which is Greek for "many," and "tics," which are bloodsucking insects.

You can improve your talent, but your talent is a given, a mysterious constant. You must make it the best of its kind.

Vitriolic is a needless and malign attack on something, excessive attack on something. It is a rather pointless thing to do.