I believe it's my pastoral duty to convert friends to atheism.

World events are the work of individuals whose motives are often frivolous, even casual.

The worst that can be said about pornography is that it leads not to anti-social acts but to the reading of more pornography

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.

I'm devoted to promiscuity, and always have been. I believe the more you do, the better it is for you. I'm a great health nut, and sex is, I think, absolutely marvelous for the whole system; tones you up.

No one reads novels anymore. And I don't see the situation improving. People prefer video games, reality TV, and films. There are so many reasons now not to read novels.

I liked the trichotomy, that's the only thing I ever liked.