I keep as far from children as possible. I don't like the size of them; the scale is all wrong. The head tends to be too big for the bodies and the hands and feet are a disaster and they keep falling into things, and the nakedness of their bad character.

Age bothers everybody. I was never narcissistic about my looks, but people thought that I should be so therefore I was.

Only a country that is based upon an extremely primitive religion, which is Christianity, I am a devoted enemy of monotheism in all of its forms, could have come with a categorizing of people as one thing or the other.

At any given moment, public opinion is a chaos of superstition, misinformation, and prejudice.

Commercialism is doing well that which should not be done at all.

There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television.

I was born a writer. When that happens, you have no choice in the matter.