What begins with comedy ends with comedy... in my short view of the matter.

God, or what have you, will not be found at the far end of a syllogism, no matter how brilliantly phrased or conceived.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head.

What is there to say, finally, except that pain is bad and pleasure good, life all, death nothing.

Everybody has two legs, two lobes to the brain which is why we tend to be interested in symmetry, always balancing things.

Big oil, big steel, big agriculture avoid the open marketplace. Big corporations fix prices among themselves and thus drive out of business the small entrepreneur. Also, in their conglomerate form, the huge corporations have begun to challenge the very legitimacy of the state.