Once people get hung up on theology, they've lost sanity forever. More people have been killed in the name of Jesus Christ than any other name in the history of the world.

In matters of faith, inconvenient evidence is always suppressed while contradictions go unnoticed.

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.

If satire is to be effective, the audience must be aware of the thing satirized.

We've had parallel lives. And frankly, I prefer mine to his. I would not like to be George Bush.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one's own cherished beliefs.