The real writer learns nothing from life. He is more like an oyster or a sponge.

They are longing for a war with Iran. Iran is no more a harm to us than was Iraq or Afghanistan. They invented an enemy, they tell lies, lies, lies. The New York Times goes along with their lies, lies, lies. And they don't stop. When the public that's lied to 30 times a day it's apt to believe the lies, is not it?

Gentlemen are not supposed to tell the truth about their sex lives, nor are ladies, for that matter. Of course Clinton lied - as would anybody in his position.

Politics is made up of two words: "Poli," which is Greek for "many," and "tics," which are bloodsucking insects.

Of course his dust would be absorbed in other living things and to that degree at least he would exist again, though it was plain enough that the specific combination which was he would never exist again.

The war against terror is like a war against dandruff. It's a metaphor. It's not about anything.

I'm a born - again atheist.