Jim Morrison was a well-built boy, larger than average, and young enough to maintain the engorged silent connection right through the residue of chemicals.

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.

It's none of the governments business who comes to, in, on, or from my body.

I'm very fond of drugs.

I collect stuffed animals, and toy stores make me happy.

God is all over the place. And even if He isn't, if it makes me feel good, why not?

Prancing around on stage is not the entire purpose of my life.