I didn't want to write a book. They made me do it.

I think old people are scary. They remind you of your own death. People don't like to tell you that.

I've enjoyed the accommodations offered by police departments from Florida to Hawaii. Any time I saw a badge, something in me would snap.

It's none of the governments business who comes to, in, on, or from my body.

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

I think of myself as a positive agnostic. I don't know, therefore I'm open. I don't know, therefore I'm interested.