When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before.

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!