Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

One, two, ... five!" "Three, my lord.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.