Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!
You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better.
When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.
John Howard Davies was not a very human person ... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.