WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy!

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.