We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

One, two, ... five!" "Three, my lord.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

Always look on the bright side of life.