I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.

Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.