I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

There is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit.