You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.

One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.