I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.