When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.

First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

There is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit.

Camelot is a silly place.