Every minute you invest in kids you get back four times over.

My hunch is that pop culture began to stagnate the moment Americans started to love the past more than they did the future.

History is nothing if not an epic tale of missed opportunities.

The shelf life of a movie actor or actress is so short, it's like milk.

Fashion is a dangerous road to go down. Anybody who is going to have children later in life had best not be too fashionable because the photos will come back to haunt them.

You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother's signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school.

Conservatives define themselves more by their hatred of liberals than anything else, and, conversely, liberals by their distaste for conservatives.