Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.

Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.

When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.

You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.

I'm so tired of the same old cliche costumes. When people dress up as animals, they always go as, like, lions and tigers and dogs. You know, why don't you try something different? Dress up like a lemur.

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.