Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens.

Security should not be a black and white thing.

How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?

[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.

I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump.