Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.
The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.
Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.
Security should not be a black and white thing.
I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.