When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, theyโre doing so for purely selfish reasons. Itโs the human equivalent of a puppy dogโs face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'
Greg GutfeldIt's not enough to be right because he [Rick Perry] is right, you got to be persuasively right, got to be intellectually agile, and I think he can do it.
Greg GutfeldWhen someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this so I like it and ruin it." Nothing is ever broken.
Greg GutfeldWhen you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.
Greg GutfeldI think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
Greg GutfeldLion is a beautiful creature. It's a wonderful creature. But it's easy outrage. And I also believe that this kind of outrage is a consequence of a moral cowardice in the face of other evil, that you transfer your impotence about other - in other arenas to this, because you know that people will agree with you that this is really bad, but there are serious outrages out there that are bigger than a lion.
Greg GutfeldIt's easy to whip up resentment against anything that smacks with authority. Nobody ever organizes over pan handlers. So even if a cop is black, like the three arrested in Baltimore, or one dead in Mississippi, the hard left uses race as the underlying cause. It's why there are no defiant marches when policemen are killed.
Greg Gutfeld