We used to actually kill each other before we discovered rhetoric in words. If you look at other countries, there are people attacking each other in parliament and stuff.

We often mock Barack Obama for whining about Fox News. So it's now what Donald Trump is doing? Should we be mocking him for doing the same thing? I know. It is hypocritical if we don't.

Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.