Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

There's an argument that celebrities stop growing mentally the moment they reach stardom and then they just - everything goes away. I think that's true.

The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war.

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.

92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.

Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.

Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?