I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.

I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump.

Politicians, you know Harry Reid hates you. We get it. But when somebody from "The New York Times" or "The Washington Post" is saying this stuff, that's different, that's offensive, that's wrong.

The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

So the villains aren't gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don't we understand? Iranians love their children too.