People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.

I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.

Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.

Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the beaches, I can tell you.

The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.

A CNN poll shows both Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton beating Donald Trump in the general. Are republicans about to elect a loser? Who knows? But at least we can say it sells great. Then in 2032, we can nominate Justin Bieber and start all over again.