Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.

Security should not be a black and white thing.

There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.

When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this so I like it and ruin it." Nothing is ever broken.

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.

America is like the greatest hit of the world.