The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.

The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.

Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.

The media is Obama's scandal condom.

One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

The problem with Republicans and Conservatives is we attack each other.