We often mock Barack Obama for whining about Fox News. So it's now what Donald Trump is doing? Should we be mocking him for doing the same thing? I know. It is hypocritical if we don't.

I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world.

There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government is to let it kill itself. It's suicide by gluttony. Right now, the government is approaching Fat Elvis during those years in the '70s right before he croaked on the toilet seat. Basically ObamaCare is a huge tray of bacon and banana sandwiches. And it could happen in our lifetimes.

Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.

I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.

In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.

Planned Parenthood's entire existence is basically based on keeping people in the dark through euphemism. You don't call it genocide, you call it reproductive health. So that's why Planned Parenthood has - nobody really thought.